Who says Santa and the Easter bunny have a monopoly on being sculpted in chocolate? Just in time for the holidays [1], an enterprising confectioner in Germany is making hand-crafted candy Jesus figures. Not surprisingly, German churches have critized the idea as "tasteless" [2] (but did they try the chocolate?!).

According to the company website [3], the high-quality organic chocolate "is produced without exploitation of our fellow humans or the natural resources awarded to us by God, as this would be unchristian." Biting the head off a chocolate Jesus, however, is a great way to celebrate any Christian holiday, "where they can help to refocus on the real meaning of these events."