It's been a while since I've read French, but I think even with a translator this would make no sense. And anyway, I prefer the mystery of being able to go, "WTF?!" From what I can put together, this thing allows you to tan everywhere, including where the sun don't shine! It also frees up your hands (which would have been doing what exactly?). Color me confused.
Steve Madden
Moncler
Celestina
It's a joke, and not a very tasteful one
"Tan everywhere with GOLDENCRACK"
1"The ass-opener that lets you tan in the crack hands-free"
"Exists in multiple flavors"
"Don't use for a while without conjugal consent"
There are some places that are not supposed to be tan!!
2Don't talk to me about it
3Who needs their crack tanned, anyway? I mean, do they have someone looking at it going, "Daaannng! Your crack is WHITE!" lol 'Cuz if someone was THAT close to MY crack, I'd hope they weren't worried about how TAN it is! LOL!
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5I was thinking the same thing, Nyckie. Plus - what if you fell asleep... and got sunburned there... and it rubbed together all day long. Eek!
6No way! That's great in a weird, off-the-wall, European way.
7what happens when you take it out? will you still have pale circles in your @$$crack??
8multiple flavors
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