The Mystery Science 3000 guys remind us that we are all Fabio! Everyone wants to be Fabio! Men respect him! Women want him! Not a single soul doesn't love Fabio! Even that lesbian folksinger Janice Ian [1] loves Fabio! Big buttery slabs of Fabio! Why am I using so many exclamation points? Because it's Fabio!

Thanks for the send, fishay [2]!