From the covers of Harlequin Romances to the television screens of America and beyond. Fabio of the golden tresses and the freakishly cut chest was a mystery when he busted onto the scene. Let's eavesdrop as such luminaries as porn star Ron Jeremy and Roseanne Barr attempt to figure out what makes Fabio tick. . .









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I think Fabio is great b/c he truly loves women, thinks that we are the best thing on earth, and truly respects us. Plus he is freaking hot.
1uhmn, he's not my type. Maybe if he cut off all that fake @ss bleach blonde hair and I could focus on his latin face-which might be nice but,I totally can't tell- and if he layed off the 'roids for several months what Roseanne said about him might be true...
totally not the point,though. I comment mainly to say,
I like Roseanne. That's right. I liked the show. I liked Darlene the best, and I am not sorry. I was 15, Darlene was great, to me. I disliked the new Becky. I still dislike her. She smells. LOL, Idk that but, it sounded good
I still watch a Roseanne re-run on occasion,
always at 9 in the morning when it comes on and yes, I eat my bagel and drink my coffee and WATCH ROSEANNE. I LAUGH, too. ESPECIALLY at Roseanne and Jackie's mother...she is friggin
hilarious!!
2He's like SNL's Mango.
3Give me Ron Jeremy anytime! Fabio just isn't for me. Too greasy.
4My illustration teacher had a friend who painted harlequin romance covers. He said that before all the models had been made up, they looked like they had been picked up in a back alley. Fabio was the only model that looked amazing when he first walked through the door.
5Oh! MST3Ks take on Fabio.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOB1bU0plos
6I love it when he says "It took me seven months to realize what a book cover was."
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