Some people have a sweet tooth, but this dude has a ranch tooth. How can he tell? Because he's constantly being followed by a giant tooth wearing a cowboy hat. You know, like on the ranch. When he gets a craving for Wendy's Monterey Ranch sandwiches, up pops that tooth, saying "ranch" at inopportune moments. ("Ranch! Ranch!") That's how it feels when I get a craving for cheese. ("Cheese! Cheese!")