Oh, Craigslist. Where else are we going to learn about how weird people and their desires are without actually having to date them? Someone took a Craigslist ad [1] about a guy looking for "a woman or group of women" to brush his hair and turned it into a song that I could imagine the Flight of the Conchords [2] guys singing. This special dude reluctantly admits that, OK, it's kinda arousing to him to have his hair brushed, but even those with unusual fetishes have their standards: This woman or group of women can't smell like milk. (Um, what?!)