It's old news now, but Paris Hilton has been sentenced [1] to spend 45 days in the slammer. Yep, Little Miss Sheltered can't pay her way out of this debacle and every blog's abuzz about it. Best Week Ever [2] thought to look at the bigger picture and ask, "What Would Jay Say?" Jay Leno, that is. These were their predictions [3], and here's what made the cut: