
Want to look like you've totally given up on life, or, at least, are too damn lazy to hold an umbrella? Then the amazing Umbrella Hat is just what the doctor ordered. Like a medical torture instrument combined with a clown's umbrella, this fits snugly to your noggin for hands-free convenience! (Dignity sold separately.)









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See... now, I always thought these were kind of a good idea! And I've secretly longed for one for many a moon!
1These are soo wrong...but at the same time they do come handy, not all people love to bake themselves at the beach, but I still have dignity...
2Cringe.
3never!
4lol, giggle. your description is the funniest part.
5amybdk, you have a picture of someone wearing socks and sandals and you used the term "many a moon"... it suprises me that you dont already own an umbrella hat
6i actually own one of these......its orange and clear and i wore it on hat day to school in the sixth grade
7to reiterate an earlier post... dino dino is a badass.
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