Stressed about this election year even though it's, uh, coming to a close? Why not truly put some closure on it by picking up a free Silver Bullet vibrator or, if you're a dude, a Maverick sleeve from Babeland in NYC and Seattle just for being a voter. (Turns out that all these freebies for voting may not be legal, but I'm sure they'll work around that.) Not from those cities? They'll give you a discount. Forget a free cup of Joe (oh, God, him again!), what we all really need is free sex toys. Viva America!
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Laura Biagiotti
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too bad I didn't vote in NY 
1I agree jenn, I should have checked out what kind of perks I could have gotten before I voted!!
2Oh man, I'm missing out! *kicks self*
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