Um, when is she actually gonna do this? I've been overly judgmental about Natalie Dylan, the virgin who is auctioning off her virginity [1]. So before I transfer my judgment to icky Mr. Burns, let me say this: of course she has a right to do it, whether it's because she wants to test the politics of prostitution, for the dough, or because it gets her off. I love how, when the 59-year-old Burns is introduced, the audience doesn't know whether to clap or boo. Sorry, but can you imagine losing your virginity to a dude old enough to be your grandfather? Tyra was surprisingly lucid and hilarious in this clip when she said, "You look like my accountant!" Opinions? I know you have them!