A while back, I told you about a French perfume called Secretions Magnifique [1], inspired by the smell of blood, sweat, tears. . .and spunk. Since then, I've taken a whiff of it, and although I wouldn't suggest dabbing it on right before a date, it was clearly a well-thought out, conceptual fragrance, which some people really like. Take SM's shock value, subtract the value part, and you'll get the three fragrances odors in Goth Rosary [2]'s line of shock perfumes. There's Sea Sick, a tribute to the rank smells of the ocean; Chunder, which, from the looks of the spray bottle, is the smell of vomit; and then my favorite, from a gross out viewpoint, Fromunda, which they call "our tribute to human body cheese." Forget the smell of these things, I can't get the phrase "human body cheese" out of my head! Thanks, guys. Thanks a lot.