A while back, I told you about a French perfume called Secretions Magnifique, inspired by the smell of blood, sweat, tears. . .and spunk. Since then, I've taken a whiff of it, and although I wouldn't suggest dabbing it on right before a date, it was clearly a well-thought out, conceptual fragrance, which some people really like. Take SM's shock value, subtract the value part, and you'll get the three fragrances odors in Goth Rosary's line of shock perfumes. There's Sea Sick, a tribute to the rank smells of the ocean; Chunder, which, from the looks of the spray bottle, is the smell of vomit; and then my favorite, from a gross out viewpoint, Fromunda, which they call "our tribute to human body cheese." Forget the smell of these things, I can't get the phrase "human body cheese" out of my head! Thanks, guys. Thanks a lot.


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