
I think I've been blinded. By Swarovski crystals. And an unnaturally dense mass of ruffles. And a bustier that looks like sparkly lobster claws cupping her ta-tas. At least we can count on the mother of the bride to wear something demure, so read more.

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Well the one in green looks like she forgot her top entirely....I just don't get it.
What will she do for the Honeymoon Night? Put a gown on?
1Just read the source:
"16-year-old girl who lives in a caravan"
AAAH this added a whole new layer of funneh.
2"Girls as young as nine showed off bikini tops, high heels and make-up.
Guest Victoria Docherty, 23, who wore a £700 hotpants and bra outfit, said: 'This isn't unusual - it's just what we do at weddings."
Seriously - read the sources if you visit this page, it only adds to the story.
3I guess living in a caravan lets you save lots of cash because that dress is 16K pounds... that is nearly $26K USD... Holy Sh*t!
The garter is a nice touch too...
4Some of the photos at one of the sources are kind of disturbing, at least one at the bottom - I have to wonder who dresses children like that (not the bride but the younger ones) and thinks its responsible parenting, wedding or not...urgh.
I can forgive poor taste (to a point), but not sexualising little girls with makeup and showy clothes, that's just wrong on a whole new level.
5wow!!! ummm....maybe its because i've not enough coffee this morn or maybe its just because i'm just plain not with it sometimes....but what exactly are they talking about when living in a caravan? first thing i think of is the "van" you know? or is it like a group of people...almost like the gypsys?
anyhow...holy toledo batman....they could pamela anderson a run for her money with the ta-ta's
6I was thinking the same thing as jessie ... is caravan the same as trailer park?
7I too am curious about what, exactly, living in a caravan entails. Besides AWESOME wedding attire.
8At the very first glance, I just KNEW they were British.
9You know it's gonna be a classy wedding when the mother of the bride is donning her fancy nursing bra...
Gigglesugar, you kill me.
10can someone please tell me...what is a caravan in Britain!?
I google it and all i see is trailors...
It driving me nutz for some reason...
11That is the worst I have ever seen! Who wears that to their wedding?
12This is a "traveller" family. Some of these "caravans" are nicer than many people's homes. A lot of these families are referred to as Gypsies, but are more commonly known as Carnies. I used to work at county fairs with my youth group and I have met some of these families. One of the trailers I got to see looked like the tour bus of a major recording artist. Trust me, these people are NOT impoverished, this is just their way of life.
13Yaay it's the kitty in the helmet!
14CARNIES! lol Mykie!
In Dallas, we call these people "Fort Worth." They have a community out there and all there names are Mary Katherine or Katherine or Mary. No seriously.
This is just a f*cking disaster.
15“It cost a fortune, but I’ve always wanted a big wedding and my dad has been saving for ages to pay for it.”
She's 16!! "Ages" must mean a lot longer period of time in my book! WOW, that's some wedding! lol
16Mykie, maybe you call them Carnies but I believe these ones in particular are gypsies...only that would explain everything: very young age to marry, leaving school early, extravagance at weddings very young girls dressed like that, etc.
17Carnies are people who work with travelling Carnivals... these would be gypsies, people who just travel around for the sake of travelling aorund.
I cant believe shes only 16, she looks 26!
18the one thing that got me....the mom...if you read the source..do read..LOL..she is 32...holy sh*t! and daughter is 16...mom is gonna be a gramma before 35...oh hell no! but hey....that is how they live...more power to them....
19her face looks like megan fox in the second picture
20A caravan in UK sense is basically what we would call either a "camper" or "motorhome", depending on if its self-motored or not.
Some might have the fancy traditional Gypsy style wagons but more often than not its just a camper, if described with American vernacular.
21she's 16? with all that makeup she looks as old as her mom.
22and whats the point of being a bride if you look like a stupid spoiled wh*re at your wedding?
i read an article about this.. shes 16 but looks 50... so sad..just a hot ghetto mess
23Oh no she dih'uhnt.
24not hot.
25Both source articles are hilarious. In the second one, you can see a photo of the bridesmaids! Since Daddy says yes to everything (so the article says) it well looks like he said yes to really big boobies for mom and daughter. How sweet - they match! (Puke!)
26where did they get this sense of style?
it's not healthy....
27At least we know the husband didn't just want the girl for her clothes! Tee hee *snicker snicker*
28This is just sick. And it took place in England by the way, although I could see this happening here in America...
29She might look like a wh*re, but she isn't seeing as she's not slutting around but got married to the only guy she has ever dated.
Scary looking bunch though..ah well..to each their own.
30wowwww the source just makes it so much worse
31the green dress super bra lady looks like mariah carey.
32..after she got roughed around a bit by nick.
33...I am speechless. I don't even know what to say. Her belly ring matches her dress...
34She's almost having a wardrobe malfunction everywhere... actually, I think that entire monstrosity of a dress IS a result of some kind of malfunction somewhere.
SUPER TRASHY! That's the kind of outfit you wear to a club if you're looking to go home with a stranger at the end of the night...that is not the kind of outfit you wear to your wedding.
35wow - i'm kind of speechless. some people just scare the living daylights out of me, and for an event like this? you're going to have your picture taken to be remembered forever and this is the route that you're going in? really?
36oh dear.
37is this for real? seriously...
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