Morning glory

I like pitching a tent.

Geeze...David, put that away!

~M~

i chose throbbing gristle tho ive never heard it called that...but come on thats funny...can you imagine telling ur boyfriend to calm down or people will notice his throbbing gristle when you go out?

haha too funny, javlyne. i've heard of throbbing thrill hammer.

OH MY GOD!!! HAHAHAHA INTERESTING

I like 'pitching a tent', that one's always made me laugh! Some of these are ewwwwwww!

"Morning Alarm Cock"

I read that one in Amy Tan's "The Hundred Secret Senses" =P

"Boner" all the way! It makes me think of that goofy kid on GROWING PAINS. I can't believe they called him that--and on a prime-time family sitcom, no less. Those were the days.

And then there's also the Ali G variation: "dong bone."

I have never heard of a Throbbing Gristle. That's a bit disgusting to me, personally, lol.

how about 'pocket rocket'? that's pretty funny

Throbbing gristle! I have never heard that one

MORNING GLORY?!? I've never heard that one before!

:L lol, throbbing gristle is ow gonna be my new slang term
The weirdest thing I've heard it called... This one guy I know called it a "Jahovas" lmao weird kid

looking at david's pic...i dont think he would be having problems in da bedroom...lol.....i mean he is getting erctions on football pitches..imagine during sex....lol.....morning glory is hilarious though....lol

custard launcher!

Boner is The Funniest as far as Slang words goes but for slang phrases It's gotta be Pitching A tent or Full Salute . Hardon is is old school Now So 80's people who still call it Hardon haven't moved on and are stuck in the Past

Well, my hubby was looking over my shoulder reading this story and says "that's easy: purple-headed yogurt-slinger!"

*gags*

MR.BECK IS TOTALLY HOT .. LOVE IT