Containing Tibetan goji berries and some other Asian ingredient to make it all "exotic," Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink [1] is sure to give you a receding hairline you pull back tightly samurai style, the most smug attitude ever, and the desire to make clunkers like Under Siege. Drink up, peeps, you know you want to! (And what exactly is an "Asian Experience"?!)