You'd think "vagina" was a dirty word considering all the different slang people use to get around using it. Below are some of the less disgusting and offensive ones. What's the best slang word for "vagina?"

You'd think "vagina" was a dirty word considering all the different slang people use to get around using it. Below are some of the less disgusting and offensive ones. What's the best slang word for "vagina?"

*screams* I HAAAAAATE cooter (I cant believe I even typed it)! I also cant stand any of the ones that start with a "p". Coochie is also highly annoying and it sounds gross! I prefer kitty!
-Angela-
1CalistoEos--I hear you. You can imagine the ones I left off this list!
2I started calling mine my "Love Oasis" hahaha
3I call mine my "wholesome goodness", but Grey's Anatomy got me hooked on using the word vajayjay!
"Party like a rock star, pound like a porn star, play like an all star!"
4I like "Bojingo", like as Elliot Reed from scrubs calls it
5You can't beat vajayjay. I once overheard someone refer to it as Club Vajayjay. What a scream
6Vajayjay is pretty good.... hoonie or hoo hoo are also good. Miss Kitty still cracks me up tho......
7I like Cooch but hate Coochie...Go figure?
8I like "goodies" because it isn't vulgar, and it is definetly positive. I have heard a lot of people call it "junk" to...like, "We saw Britney's junk!". But that is such a negative word!
9I call it my hooha or my business.
10ooooh what was charlotte's called, on sex and the city?? i remember laughing so hard over that one..
11beaver is also funny- especially since i always picture lesley nielsen when i hear it. i just hope i never actually get to hear it. directed at me. ugh.
I liked on SNL when Amy Poehler referred to it as her "Lady Garden" as in: "I remember when a gal's 'lady garden' was as pig as a new york slice of pizza"
12big, not pig.... ooooh bad typo
13I always call it a snooch.
14Vajayjay! Ever since I heard it in Grey's I have been in love with that word. Have any of you seen the Vagina Monolouges? Its really good If you havent seen it. Since we ARE talking about vaginas I thought I would bring it up
15Pumpkin!
When some of my friends or I have to go for our yearly physical, we call it the "Pumpkin Scraping".
16Vagine. From Borat. It's hilarious.
17vajayjay, my vajayjay is like a synagogue, you can't come in unless you're wearing a hat! -x- Aeriea
18I agree with kissthiscc - Elliot from Scrubs' "Bojingo" (Vagingo?) is my favourite Vagina euphemism! Although "Gladys Seigelman is a good one as well!
19candy applie - Are you talking about the whole Rebecca and Scooner thing with Trey? That was hilarious!
20Vag, cookie, and when I'm being silly, I call it junk...But junk for me is a general term and can be used for both men and women. ie "his junk, her junk..."
21Meat Curtains
22I believe Amy Poehler also had a great line about not "flashing your baby factory" on that one Weekend Update. Classic.
Whoever came up with "cooter" and "poon," though, should be slapped. Hard.
23i call it xana or xaninha!!! ny boyfriend loves it!
24A friend of a friend called hers "The Duchess." That always struck me as classy.
25Beaver. lol
26glam sugar- I thought I came up w/ that term!
27My boss used a term once that cracked me up (my boss is a woman, and we have all women in our office) but I can't figure out how to type it....I'll just sound it out phoenetically:
"fawn-fawn" (but the "n" is more in the back of your throat than in the front by your teeth)
28pus shoet for pussy
29chach (drag on the a for a bit) or "the box"
30I think Cooter is actually pretty funny!
I really call mine - My Business
31I usually refer to it as 'my girl'.
I remember when my mother was explaining the parts of the body to me when I was about 5 years old. After explaining about the vagina, she said 'but dont' go running around to all your friends telling them.' I immediately went outside and ran to my next door neighbor's house to share the big news.
32punani, but my hubby calls it cooter. I think cooter is ewwwww.
33I love the term vajayjay! I also loved the Vagina Monologues especially the part where they did examples of all the different types of orgasms! It was hilarious!
34None of the above. lol I know this wasn't mentioned, but I HATE the P word. It's gross!
35One of my girlfriends calls hers a 'china'. I like china; it's a wonderful place to visit!
36I call it my Fancy. I think it adds a lil elegance lol
37LMAO
That show is hilarious!
38I agree with kissthiscc - I always think of Scrubs and that episode with Dr. Elliot & 'bajingos'
'Vajayjay' is hilarious.
39what about foo foo? hahaha
40how about ''sour puss'' lol.
41That is my fave so far!!
42The love shack......
43Vajayjay and Bojingo both remind me of two of my favourtie shows
44Ha ha... Can't believe u had Punani on the list
But my personal fav is Vajayjay...
45box, totally
46Vajayjay is the best. There's this weird indian teacher at my school and her first name is Vajaya..
47but we call her vajayjay behind her backk..
O_o
I prefer Honey Pot cause its sweet
and Muff LOL and I think box is good too...
simple enough
48I really hate Vajayjay and Cooter :S and all the repeated syllable ones are weird (chacha nana and lala)
A common name we call it in Australia is 'twat'. There's a few others but they are not printable here! I've never heard of the others mentioned here, so I've definitely learnt something today!
I have to say: I love the quote by PrissyLilBadAss, that's great!!
49My boyfriend calls it "Clint", because when you spell it in uppercase, it looks a lot like another word and we can talk about it in front of his mother without raising any suspicion ... although I must admit, she sure does look funnily at us while we're both giggling.
I'm surprised that word hasn't made it here, but then again, this is moderated.
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