Dress up like a girl.

I CANT REMEMBER IF I'VE EVER DID ANYTHING M0RE EMBARRASSING THAN THIS PREVI0USLY BUT, RECENTLY I STEPPED IN THEIR H0USE D0G'S P00, WITH MY BARE FEET! I WAS S0 EMBARRASSED!!

I had been dating my dh for a while, and one night when I stayed over, I went to roll over and I fell out of bed. He laughed for about an hour. I was ok, just with slightly bruised ego.

This was back when I was in junior high. I was staying at my grandparents overnight on a weeknight. Well the next morning I looked in my overnight bag and saw that I forgot to pack a bra! (I don't remember why I wasn't wearing a bra in the first place.)

Well I was pushing a c-d cup at the time and I had to go to school unsupported. Well I wore my jacket the entire day and tried to keep my arms across my chest as much as I could.

But then 6th period gym came along - the very last class of the day....and it was then when I realized that I had a sports bra that I had left in my locker...yup. I could have saved myself a long day of bouncing and sagging. LOL.

The first night I hung out with my ex bf, i had a party at my house and he went and used my bathroom and appearantly I left out my foot peeler out and when he came out he asked what it was?! I was so embarassed...my friend acted quickly and pulled it from him calling it a bottle opener! It was great...

my boyfriend's seen me in various stages of sick/drunk/ditzy.. but i've never been really embarrassed by it because we were so close from the beginning. the closest i've come to being embarrassed was probably when we were out with some friends and I got quite drunk.. on my way to the washroom I brushed against the table with my boob and knocked his beer over. all over him. hehe.

one of my ex-coworkers had a classic though: she threw up in her now-boyfriend's mouth when they were on their first date. now that's cringe-worthy even to me!

Candyapple are you serious about the ex-co worker one???

..If you see us in the club we'll be acting real nice
if you see us on the floor you'll be watchin all night..

How about 3 weeks after I got married - I was having Thanksgiving dinner with my dh's family. The turkey got passed to me and I took a piece that looked fairly small but that turned out to be huge because another piece was attached. My dh's aunt yelled out in front of the whole table (10 ppl) 'Oh she must be pregnant - look how much turkey is on her plate.' OMG - I turned bright red because she basically was saying that either I must be pregnant or I was just a total pig. Lovely!

ilove2ski- yep, totally serious on that one!
they were on their first date and she had a few drinks even tho she was still on antibiotics from her flu. later they went back to his place, as the future boyfriend was obviously trying to get lucky. my coworker had been telling me for about a week what a huge crush she had on the guy so when he kissed her she didn't dare back off... and ended up puking in his mouth and all over his bed.
but hey, they're still together!

When I was younger, like 7 or 8, I was in this competetive baton twirling show, I was one of the youngest in our performance group. We performed at the County Fair as one of our last shows. At the end, we were suppossed to do a 360 degree turn and wnd up bowing, I only did a 180 degree turn and ended mooning the entire county fair!

I went to the movies with (amongst others) a cute guy, I already had a glass of wine but didn't eat anything all day so was feeling slightly tipsy. When I walked up the glass stairs with my huge bucket of popcorn and coke I sort of tripped, fell flat on my face spilling everything. Severely sprained my ankle, had to walk with crutches for 6 weeks! Best thing about this is that I had been in a full leg cast up to two weeks before this accident from dislocating my knee whilst dancing in my room. I guess I'm a little accident prone!!

One time- another bad mix of antibiotics and alcohol- I threw up red wine in front of my boyfriend (which is the most disgusting thing you can vomit). I was so embarrased. Oh, and one time I got my period unexpectedly during the night and stained the sheets we were sleeping on.

I think the most embarrassing thing I did was get totally TRASHED while hubby and I were dating. We hadn't been dating long and he'd never seen me dressed up so of course I put on a blouse and a skirt, put on make up, heels, etc before he came over ... but the bad thing was my best friend and I decided to drink. I was so drunk I was "praying to the porcelain god" as Bill Cosby so eloquently puts it and DH was helping me when he whispered to my best friend "How much does she weigh?" because he was going to carry me to my bedroom when I loudly and drunkenly said "I know but I'm not going to telllll you!!!" I was so smashed (I was 17 and had 3/4 bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 and 1/4 bottle of Boone's Farm wine) that I was hallucinating and tromping through my mother's tulip garden outside.

I was registering for college classes and decided to dress up a little. Considering I worked most of my life in a office, I tried to update my look (picture an old person trying to fit in with 18 yr old) with low heel sandals and a knee length skirt. I proceeded out the registar's office and didn't see the first step on the stairs below. I lost my footing and feel the additional two steps down. Everyone got a free undie show! Luckily I was parked close and had wipes up in the car. My knee and shin was covered in blood!

well one day when i was in FIRST grade my pencil fell on the floor so i bent down to pick it up and i "let it rip" and worst of all i ripped it in classmates face note:it was a boy that got ripped in the face *blushes*

My best friend had a boy friend they came home to visit but the first time i saw the guy i really had a big crash to the guy they went to bed and i spent the all nite on there door listening to wat they were doing . I almost begged them to help me give me some . my mom caught me on the door and it was so embarrassing.

Well, when I was in fifth grade at art class, my period suddenly came! I was so shocked I ran over to the art teacher and told her that my period was here and so I needed to go to the bathroom. First, she didn't understand what I was talking about so I just kept explaining standing there in front of the whole class. I was standing there so long my skirt had a big red stain on it...it was as big as a small watermelon! So everyone was starring at me and I heard a boy laugh. And when I looked at my skirt I froze. So then my teacher saw it and understood. It was a male teacher so embarrassing!

The second story was that I was paying for a bag of chips and a milkshake at a gas station and suddenly I felt a cool breeze under my dress I just thought it was the air conditioner and left my dress alone without looking at it. But then I heard some crazy man laughing behind me and when I finally looked, he was holding a fan that made my dress go up revealing my panties! I let out a little scream and then my boyfriend came rushing over staring at me he was nice enough to make that jerk scram and he rushed me into my car. LOL!

When I was just in middle school I was on my period so I packed my tampons in my school bag. A boy came along and reached in grabbing out my small box of tampons! He thought it was a box of candy and opened it. So he took out one of the tampons and soon, he put it right back in and shoved the box in my bag. When I new what he did his face was bright red. I was so embarrassed I grabbed my bag and ran to class.