- Ever have the feeling that the little people don't count? You're right.
- Michael Phelps as McSwimmy. Hawt!
- Mike has an unfortunate name.
- Vote for your favorite worst opening line in a romance novel.
- For an added personal touch to home décor, try killer clown art.
- The whole world to American Apparel's Dov Charney: Put on some damn pants, man!
- Airborne's new marketing strategy: distract them with shirtless Sebastian!
- Size does matter. Almost as much as snack foods!
