Yesterday I asked you to give me your best comeback when asked why you're single, and the responses were absolutely hilarious! Thanks for sharing your witty humor with all of us. Some responses stood out to me so check out my five favorite comebacks below. If you have more to add, feel free to post them in the comments section below.
- Because your man is already taken. — Bluestar
- I already have a dog at home. — Like Those Shoes
- Just lucky, I guess. — The Cats Pajamas
- Because my girlfriend wouldn't like it. — Sunday Green
- I have BOB. — Battery operated boyfriend. — Loose Seal
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BOB!!! LMAO. Hilarous ladies. 
1*hilarious
2i like "just lucky"
3Loose seal!! Love it!!
4Wow. I'd never say any of those. Not helpful Suga.
5Do people really assume that all single women use BOB? That's like hearing gossip behind your back. So now, am I supposed to defend against that too? That sucks.
Single AND married women use BOB. No shame in that! They are all just jokes anyway.
6Bluestar... I'm 36 and I've never even seen one.
7I'd be ashamed for that to be assumed. Mortified even!!
Oh wow, you should try one. Not even kidding. No one has to know but you.
8some men just might want to come home and watch me and b.o.b. if i told them that last one...
i don't think that would throw alot of guys off...might turn some on.....lol
9LOL I'll be using just lucky. Bob wouldn't be true and that reminds me of my brother's fav wise crack. "You got hair like Bob... bobwire (barbwire). Lol. Usually I say "b/c I'm not looking" or my new one, "Do I look like I need a boyfriend?"
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bluestar...I'll pass. I'm not nearly desperate enough.
11seriously... I just don't see the possible satisfaction.
I love men too much. The whole man...
Vibrators are a wonderful thing. You think men don't masturbate even when they are married or have a girlfriend?
Of course they do!
And there's no shame in a married woman or girl (who's in a relationship) to own one.
I recommend the Rabbit. It really is awesome!
12I don't care what men do... I'm a woman. Being a woman is my business. Hey, if you use one... more battery power to you.
kinda like this conversation. LOL
13I just don't get an urge for sex without a man involved. I miss the little caresses and sounds. Not just the tool. I'm not interested in artificial love making is what I'm saying. It's more a spiritual thing than physical...Which is probably why I don't have any experimental urges either nor do random hookups. I'm not saying it's a bad thing just that for me, it's unnecessary and yes, icky.
lol. love it.
14mesayme,
I've never used/ even SEEN one either. But I definitely wouldn't classify women who do as "desperate". Rude!
15i feel like i just stepped back to 1950 and read something from, good housekeeping. good god woman you don't NEED a man for your "woman business". and for spirituality try church!
16LOL
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And I don't need church for a spiritual connection to a
man...that's a spiritual connection to Jesus. Do you have sex with the lord? 
Hope
not, cause you're on the wrong site. 
18I didn't say desperate women use them I said 'I' wasn't desperate enough to use one. Read!
I can't say what I really think because it would get deleted anyway. That WAS being PC.
I'm just saying if I want to have sex I'll have sex with a man not a man-made. I wouldn't feel liberated to please myself, just lonely.
Different (types) of strokes for different folks that's all.
But I have to say- this is the most entertaining and strangest conversation I think I've ever had... in my life. I hope other's get a chuckle as well... LMAO
Those are all awesome comebacks!!!!!!!!! I want to go try them all out!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL!
19Those comebacks are HILAAAAARIOUS hahaa
20bluestar you kiiiiilled it!
and the whole convo.. FUNNY! lol
You ladies are amazing
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