
There's no avoiding bumper stickers-- they're everywhere. Sometimes boastful, sometimes cheesy, sometimes political, sometimes downright offensive, and other times...they're hilarious! So for a good humor rush, read on:
- Just say NO to negativity.
- I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.
- Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).
- I feel better after I wine a little.
- I'm still a hot babe, but now it comes in flashes.
- If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
- Never believe generalizations.
- What would Ashton do?
- Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.
- Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
- Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
- On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.
- To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
- Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.
- Rehab is for quitters.
- Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
- Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
- Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
- So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute?
- Without ME, it's just AWESO.
- Driver carries no cash. He's married.
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