Are these real?
I guess if they are, I like it classic and oh so sober: "I was a dark and horny night..."

It's so refreshing to know that bi-partisan boning is alive and well.

These can not be real! If so...I need to read the books!!!

People get paid for writing this stuff. Where do I sign up?

Those are all so bad ...seriously these are from books?!

If these are real, I think I could write a better book.....

...where do i find books like these? i like the first one.....

These are not real. Its really just plain sad if anyone ever even thought they were. People who write romances would never down grade themselves to writing the word horny in such context. Each is just plain idiotic.

Thanks for the LOL!!!

Oh, Adriall. Play along, please!

these are not real, lol. but my mom loved these! my dad called them her "crotch novels". the wording was something like this "he held her close against his muscled body, and she felt his desire for her rise up. her loins ached from wanting him, needing him..." the first time i read the jacket i was shocked then my dad and i use to laugh our asses off at them. she'd hide the books to avoid our ridicule

Crotch novels! I think someone needs to alert the Harlequin marketing dept. PRONTO. Time for some rebranding!

crotch novels....thats a good one.....wait till hubby hears about that one.....mine just calls them my *how to books*..

Fuzzles wins the thread..again.

These were..uh...disconcerting, Giggle.

It was a tough one, but I went with the first one. It really sets the tone for romantical mayhem without being too revealing.

Its hard to choose which ones the worst

It was a tossup between "His flatulence reared up like a proud stallion," and "He smelled of pork. Rotting pork, in fact — and lots of it."

I chose the first. I been around horse farts, I want none of that in my romanace novels, thank you very much.

Yes, this lesbian chick reads hetero romance novels; they are my popcorn books.

I don't mean to be a poor sport with my previouse comment but still.........- _ -

I was kinda PMSing as well when I commented on this. Otherwise I would have found some humor in this post. I enjoy other posts, unfortunate names is one of the best!!!!!!!!!!

It would be a happy ending story when the first line is:

His flatulence reared up like a proud stallion!!! Woohoo!!! =)
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