There seems to be patch for everything: For those ladies who have dispensed with underwear altogether but realize that going commando is neither hygienic nor lady-like, there's Commandos "revolutionary, uniquely shaped, cotton disposable patch that safely sticks in the curved seam of your jeans...so you can go underwear-free in comfort, cushion your coochie, and protect your clothing." Let me break it down for you: this "patch" is a glorified sanitary napkin, made to stick to your crotch so you don't have to. I would have loved watching the inventor demonstrating this to the panel on American Inventor.
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Who would want that??!!
1I saw these advertised in a Cosmo, and they said to beware because they curl at the ends, and the adhesive can pull hair out. Yikes!!
2Ummmm... ewww! Haven't we all learned at the expense of Britney Spears that going commando is uber trashy?
"Party like a rock star, pound like a porn star, play like an all star!"
3what?!?! Is that for real?
4whatwhatwhat
5I'll just wear undies, thanks.
6Hahahahah! Sooo.. what do you do if you go commando with a skirt or dress? I'm sorry - Brit asked me if I would find out..
7thats gross
8That is just NASTY!
9oh good god this is ridiculous
10Yeah ... that's just so classy and preferred to a lacey pair of panties. Right. I'll pass, tyvm!
11wtf?
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