The Palin clan, Track, Trig, Willow, Bristol, and Piper (um, just listed by memory, look out!) are as well-known for their unique monikers than almost anything. While there are stories behind all of the names, the boys might have gotten theirs just so they'd appear all the more manly. One name expert says, "Short names like these are given by people who want their kids to be masculine. She's athletic, she's coached kids, so maybe that's part of her value system." Want some of that value system in your own name, cursing your own dumb luck for not being born a Palin?
Wait no more! This brilliant afternoon time-suck is the most fun you'll have with Sarah Palin all year. Promise. Just enter in your own name, and out comes your if-Sarah-Palin-named-you name. Let's just say, as a proud "Hen Waffle Palin," I'm sure I'd fit right on in on the campaign trail. What's your Palin name? Maybe it'll be so good, you'll want a tattoo of it . . .









Hanky Panky
Minority
Prescriptives
Chase Rooster Palin.
The bf would be Bullet Bodycheck Palin. I like his better!
1Mine was sort of lame. Bullet Bodycheck Palin is awesome.
2HAHAHAHA
Khaki Salmon Palin. LMAO
3Claw Washout Palin
What the heck.
4My boyfriend was Plop Hero Palin.
5Rot Pipeline Palin. I've never been a fan of my name, but I see now it could have been MUCH worse!
6Bash Budweiser Palin.
I deal with wierdo outlandish baby names everyday (I work at a clinic for the state)
Sarahs names are TAME compared to what I have seen.
more recently
Vyruss (first name, boy)
Hummer (girl, and i know the implications of that word)
7Ooo, I just put in Mandy instead of Amanda and I got Torpedo Vindictor Palin...not as cool as Bullet Bodycheck, but still kinda sweet!
8I'm:
Blaster Commando Palin
WATCH OUT!!!
9I got Hose Hotrod...lovely.
10Hunger Tallest Palin
well, that explains the few extra pounds I'm carrying around.
11I also got Khaki Salmon Palin. The hubs is Beans Harpoon Palin.
12Shaver Razorback Palin! Sexy!!!
13Scat Dubya Palin. BF is Pump Bust Palin hahahaha
14If anybody is interested, my dog's name would be 'Log Justice Palin'. Sweet.
15The pile of fluff that is my avatar would be named Crunk Petrol Palin! LOL
16We would be such a cute family! My dog Wendy I think generated the best name - McCain Fortress Palin! Wack-a-doodle!
17I'm: Grill Igloo Palin
BF:
18Fleck Rookie Palin or Scat Dubya Palin depending on if I use Josh or Joshua
FUZZLES!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did ya catch the SNL skit girl? DIDJA?
19Shove Maggot Palin ...um....LMAO really?!
20LOL these are funny.
Moose Roadster Palin is mine
21Mykie,
Oooooooooooooooh yeah!!!
Wouldn't have missed it for anything!!!
22Mykie,
I'm assuming we are talking about Michael Phelps!
23Wrangler Tractor Palin
That is so country and lame.
24Nevermind, my name isn't so bad.
25I put in my middle name, Anne, and I got Krinkle Bearcat. Now that is an awesome name!!
26Hi, I'm, Vise Peeper Palin. Which rocks. I might just change my name.
27I typed in Sarah Palin and it came back Flack Gobbler!
Flack! How appropriate!!!
28I'm Trout Chin Palin! lol
29haha...my BF is Smoke Strapon Palin!
30Skein Chug Palin! I prefer Piper or Willow!
31I'm not trying to defend her (I'm 99.99% sure I'm voting for Barack Obama), there's an interesting article about the name origins: http://www.nancy.cc/2008/09/05/sarah-palins-baby-names-track-bristol-wil...
but in the vein of hilarity my name would either be:
Staff Wrench or Plop Hero.
The BF would be Drill Swollen (ew) or Steam Fangs (ew?)
32Stinger Assassin Palin! I've been needing a new nickname.
33Rake Trinket Palin! Those kids' names are awful, especially Bristol and Trig.
34Me: Falter Locust Palin
Bf: Seagull Junker Palin
Roomie: Plop Hero Palin
Oh man, I could keep going all night
35Revolver Trooper Palin
36My boy is:
Beretta Hockey Palin
lol
37Molten Contra Palin
38I'm Chalk Revelations Palin. Sadly, that seems like a plausible name, doesn't it?! I'm married to Engine Nighthawk Palin... computer programmer by day, bountyhunter in the Arctic by night.
39FILTER SKATE PALIN
40i would be cuppa invader palin. not bad! hubby would be package wichita palin.
41maybe more like nice package wichita!!
42Haha, Package. Now there's a sexy, masculine name
43i like the way trig is waving just like his big sisters
44i have a friend who is mormon and she says these are "utah mormon" names. she also thinks some of palin's views reflect a morman presence in her life during her upbringing.
45I have a lot of Mormon family in Utah and they all have pretty normal names.
46avon barksdale palin
47I got Bullet Bodycheck. Sweet.
48bullet bodycheck palin - which i don't get. is there a formula for why it comes out the way that it does?
i think that there's something to be said about having a short name, and it's the same mentality i think for people who name their children very random odd things. everyone wants a name that will stand out - and short names do it as much as longer names...and if you already have a 'nickname' as your full name then it's all the better right?
49I had engine nighthawk palin. my mom would be halter grasshopper palin.
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