Scottish actor Alan Cumming (Cabaret, Sex and the City) has always been quite open with his sexuality (and bisexuality). That's great, but do we really want to smell like a raunchy pun on his last name? In case you don't get it, let me break it down for you: "Cumming is sexy, smoky, manly, dark, creamy, earthy, really earthy ...I'm cumming." Oh, jeez Louise!