It wasn't all serious speeches and Democratic unity this week: there was a third-party interloper with a pretty convincing arrrrr-gument for his candidacy. Captain Morgan for president! You couldn't throw a stone without hitting wacky characters like him this week.
With his pirate wench running mates, the captain took over the outside of the Pepsi Center to bring his message of five-day weekends and lenience on global warming because he wants to "ensure the party stays hot, hot, hot."
Fun, after all, is an important plank in the party platform. Get it? Plank? Walk the? Pirates? Sorry.
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the captain always looks like he is lifting his leg to pee on someone.
1I want to vote for this guy. I'll be he'll keep us all rich in rum and plunder.
2Every constituent gets a lovely case of scurvy!!!
3five day weekends! captain gets my vote.
4I don't like the Captain's position on 3 a.m. puking, though, so I can't vote for him. That, and his extensive criminal record as a pirate.
5superstar I was with you until Jude's convincing argument. lol
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