Every era has its favorite place for "making love." (Does anyone even say that anymore?) In the '60s, it was anywhere, but preferably in nature. In the '80s, in a boardroom on a conference table after everyone else had left the building. (I'm just making this up, I'll have you know.) In the '70s? For some reason, folks loved doin' the nasty on rugs, in front of fireplaces, while mood lighting and music enhanced the scene. I guess for couples who wanted to swing but were afraid to, the Love Rug gently inducted them into three-ways: "As you stroke, it strokes. The incredibly soft, furlike fibers caress your bodies from head to toe. It's almost like having another lover there with the two of you." A furry rug lover. Sounds sexay to me!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I want one! lol!
1OMGGG!! HAHAHAHAHAAA!! And I must say the fro on this dude is mighty sexay too!
2omg... tell me the love rug is washable...
3Bow chicka WOW WOW!
I'm scared to look at pictures of my parents' houses in the 70s now.
4Wouldn't rubbing against that rug AND that guy's power-fro make it a foursome?
5gina, Yeah. The Love Rug is something that a person wouldn't want to bring to their friendly neighborhood dry cleaners.
6that is so f*cking funny..
its the 5th hand..
7LMAO. I am hearing Barry White music playing while a couple get it on, on the love rug. This inspires me to write a poem about it in my blog lmao.
8The Love (rug) is in the air...
9I hate to admit it, but I haven't been able to figure out who the rug stud reminds me of. But, moments ago, it finally came to me. It's as if David Hasselhoff and Will Ferrell bumped uglies and produced a love rug child. I can sleep now.
10Cancel that poem blog, my poetry muse laughed so hard that she fell out the window after seeing that love rug.
11I'm not sure whom it is fuzzles, but his hair is so curly that he has his own rug.
12LOL @ fuzzles! I kid not, that is EXACTLY what I was thinking when I saw that dude!!
13omg that's scary...
14If a person uses this solo, will they grow hair on their palms?
15Love Rug
16Giving rug burns to your ass for over 30 years
Eibmoz, ROFLMrugburnedAO!!!
17Ha ha ha ha sooo nasty P
18I don't mean to ruin the fun, but what's the difference between this love rug and an ordinary 'hairy' rug that could give you the same sensation? Guess they had smart marketing techniques in the '70s too!
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