Giant Inflatable Turd Escapes Moorings and Brings Down Electricity Line
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This is the sort of moment that headline writers [1] wait their whole lives for: A sculpture by American artist Paul McCarthy, entitled "Complex Sh*t" and best described as a giant inflatable turd, was whisked off its moorings at a Swiss museum and blown into a power line, causing an electrical outage. Read the whole story here [2], and be sure to check out the endless array of entertaining headlines [3] that the world's trusted news sources have managed to come up with.
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