Michael Phelps sure is off to a good start in this Summer's Olympics! And while I'm rooting him on to win all eight gold medals he's competing for, I have to be honest and say I'm really watching his events to get a glimpse of his amazingly hot bod — he has muscles I didn't even know existed! Most of you said he's not bad to look at so tell me, would you want to do, dump, or marry this American gold-medal swimmer?
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he sometimes looks hot, but mostly he looks like a hick with terrible teeth!
1His bod is HOT!!! His face not so much.
But, I was sooo
proud of them for winning last night! 
2Totally "do".
3But if he ended up being a sweetheart maybe marry
he's not that hot. ryan lochte on the other hand...
4I'm with you, shop. Great body. OK face. He does have that adorable puppy dog look on his face from time to time.
5blah not for me
6Ima pass. Hes so not Hot. Sorry I like the whole package - the bod isnt enough to ignore the fug mug and weird teefs.
7He doesn't really have a great face, but if he had a great personality, I would say Marry. I think his impressive swimming abilities and possible wonderful personality would overshadow his unappealing face.
8Also, his body helps that face is...mediocre, at the best.
9his face**
10possibly wonderful personality** UGH, I wish we could edit our comments on the sugar network!!
11at best**
12do, just for the body. but i'm more into aaron piersol, as far as swimmers go.
13dump, definitely. i go to the same school as him, and my friends on the swim team agree that he's a total douchebag. he treated his last girlfriend horribly. plus, he's really not that attractive in person.
14I just want him to pull his Speedo up.
15do....... i dont find him SUPER attractive physically, but his success is a huge turn on
16DO but...DUI anyone?
17I'm sure he has a big ego. Out of curiosity, I'd do him once to see if all his appendages are just as big. He could be good FB material.
18a DO and of course i'll marry him he's gorgeouuuuuus!
19I'd do him, maybe that will lead to marriage
20Super hot body, face ok, but he's cute!!!
And he's one hell of an athlete...
Marry and have his water babies.
21Definitely not my type.
22I go to the same school he went to as well... and everyone I know thinks he's an ass. At least he was polite when I met him though.
23I don't think he's that good looking so i wouldn't marry him. Do!
24Absolutely dump... he had a DUI. I don't care how much success he has at the Olympics, I find it disgusting that we are celebrating and applauding someone who was driving under the influence, all while underage. Completely unacceptable.
25Definitely a dump.
26hahahahah Fab ahahahaha!
27I know I'll be in the minority here but Dump. He's too skinny and toned. I'd always be insecure since I probably outweigh him by 100lbs lol.
28Marry. He's a mama's boy, which means he could either be really great and respectful and appreciative towards women - maybe when he grows up a little bit, anyway, according to the stories here - or super attached at the breast. In my fantasy world, he's the former. And every time I see his body, I keep picturing the way my ex would have looked in high school on the swim team (didn't know him back then, but I know he swam), and it makes me wanna touch on him (Phelps. Not my ex....). I am all about his hip indentations. :yum:
29Give me Ryan Lochte - he is sooo fine that it's not even funny!
30definately do him, not marry him though
31he has A.D.D. they had a feature on him on NBC
(not that that would affect me from marrying him but nah)
Do, with a brown paper bag over his head.
32Hot body, but that's a given due to his profession. Dump, he doesn't do it for me looks wise and I don't know anything about his personality so no marry either.
33I chose DO, because while he'd be fun for a while, he's still a child and way into himself. LOL
34classic case of butterface. do.
35Do, with duct tape over his mouth. Young ones are generally too stupid to have to listen to. And then dump.
36I don't really know how to vote on this ... considering he's too young for me to think about marrying, and resembles my brother [in that my brother is younger than me, tall, lanky, and a swimmer] which would make saying do uncomfortable.
Can't I just say be best buds with?
37Agreed FabSugar. Marry and have his water babies.
38My sister calls him a paperbagger/ butterface!
39In regards to the "mama's boy" comment and speaking from past experience, you NEVER want to marry one. I spent 3 of the most hellish years involved with a man who couldn't cut the cord and this man was 40 years-old! She even had a "devotional wall" for him (and his sister) with all their accomplishments. I should've ran then. They would call each other at least 4 times a day and see each other about every other day. I do agree that I was treated with the utmost respect, but, in the end, I just couldn't compete with her and when it come down to me or her.
40marry - so he could be all mine, all the time!
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