When will the bacon-scented product madness end?! I love bacon as much as the next gal — probably more than the next gal. But the idea of getting into my (imaginary) hot car after Funky Bacon Car Air Freshener [1] has been stinking up the joint with its faux hickory-scented pig strips is enough to make me give up sunny side up eggs, home fries, and bacon for good. (Wow. Never mind. That sounds so good! I take it all back.)