When i was young i asked a guy to come and see a play i was in. He said okay and I was happy about it. During the break i talked to him and after the play he vanished! I guess he left during that break because he found the play really boring I was very disappointed and i thought he was quite rude.

I have also thrown up on a date before! Gosh..poor man! I didn't mean to do it but hey when you are young..you thought drinking a lot was impressive Anyway it was almost a decade ago. Now it makes me laugh when I think about it. It was like a scene from American Pie!!!! I was told that my date was very surprised by my action...oh la la..

Well, I got set up on a blind date by a woman I worked with whose friend's nephew was in town. I met him for dinner and while no one bother to mention it beforehand, it turned out he didn't speak a word of English; except for 'wine' - which he ordered much of. He drank too much, and even though I couldn't understand a word he was saying, he got nastier and nastier. I excused myself to go to the ladies room, and headed right for the exit and hailed a cab home.

aww andaman what play were you in?

speaking of plays, I was once in a play (charlie and the chocolate factory) and by the end of the run I had a HUGE crush on the guy playing charlie. we were very good friends, but I told his brother, who was also in the cast, that I liked him. He insisted I ask him out, (never done before) and finally the day before the last performance I did, except it came about horrible and forced beause I got so sick of being called a baby for not being able to ak him.

and the guy (the poor guy) had no idea what to say and didn't really like me. so he said to call him in two hours. I was so miserable, and when I called he made up some crap about living so far away, and the play was over anyway. It was HORRIBLE.

I'm sorry i don't remember exactly? It could have been a dance piece or something. I was a baby then! Well you live and learn don't you? I've never really been very good with dates. Now I think a perfect date doesn't have to involve drinking. Anything to do with the beach and water I'm there!

Marci LOL

Marci, I'm so sorry that happened to you, but that is one of the funniest things I've ever read on here...
"except for 'wine'"--lmao!

I've had a lot of bad dates before meeting my fiance. The worst was probably a first date with an older man that I didn't really know that well, but he seemed really sweet when we talked on the phone. We met for dinner and after that went pretty well he took me for a ride in his new car. At some point he parks the car and says I should give him a sexual favor. When I told him no he responded that I really should since "we're both adults." I told him that one of us was and that I'd like him to bring me back to my car. As I was exiting his car he said he'd call me. I told him not to bother. The nerve!

kendallina, that's awful!

oh man. i went on a blind date with this guy (set up by his brother that i was friends with) and it was horrid. we went to dinner and he said he was just going through a divorce. that was the first problem since i had been told he WAS divorced. then he started talking about how he wanted to kill his soon to be ex and then he'd get this far away look in his eye and then after a couple of seconds he'd say "i'm just kidding OF COURSE" with no laughter in the words at all. the whole meal he went on and on about what a b*tch she was and what he should do to her. thank god i drove myself to the restaurant and after dinner i was like "see ya" and left. he called me for months after that. i could never figure out who was calling. this was in the early days of caller id where the number showed up but not always a name. one day i picked up the phone w/o looking at my caller id and then when he said hi i was trying to remember who he was. about the time i remembered him i realized it was his number that had been calling my house at odd hours of the day and night. i don't even remember how i ended that call, but he didn't bother me after that.

that was a bad year for me dating wise. i'm suddenly remembering many freaks and horrible encounters

Something similar happened to me. But he backed off in the end. Men can be quite scary..

Hey lickety, you don't happen to live in New York, do you? Your story with the blind date guy sounds eerily similar to a guy I went out with. Except you didn't mention him confessing at the end of night he was so comfortable that he wanted you to know he had hair plugs!

oh marci!!!! That is so awkward it's hysterical.

omg! no, lol, mine was in texas. a cousin perhaps?

My boyfriend of about two months broke up with me in a restaurant on my 19th birthday! I knew we weren't right for each other but I kind of thought, couldn't you wait one more day & just let me enjoy my birthday?!

__That's so sad grl! My worst date was The last date I ever had before I met My Husband, I was so excited because He was Gorgeous! and I thought he was cool, He told me He was taking me to his favorite Restaurant, so I was kinda dressed up thinking He was taking me to a real nice place, He pulled in front of this dive Pub! He reached over, I thought He was making a Move, but he was reaching into the Glove Box for his DARTS! That was it, all he talked about was how He loved darts, how he was in a league!(Who knew they had A league?!)
He didn't shut up about damn darts!!!aaarrrggghhh! Finally I pretended to go to the ladies room ran across the street to a Wendy's and called My sister to pick me up, where she proceeded to laugh her A** off all the way home!__________________________________________________________

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Mary that is hilarious. I can't really think of a bad date. I'm sure I had one. It is late and my brain is not working very well right now.

Ims i cant think of any too! which is ODD, because im quite sure that i've experienced some bad ones!

my "disaster" was in high school. he took me to a movie i didn't want to see, but he was really excited about. i fell asleep and followed him out of the theater when the movie ended... and continued to follow him into the men's bathroom.

i was wide awake after that.

Ha ha ha ha..at least he paid for your ticket! That's quite funny blogsap.

everything crisis i have been reading is a result of your date not being who you thought he was. Am I the only one who totally screwed up a few dates before? Am I the only bridget jones here? There must be someone else who screwed up their dates when they were young

Oh boy! It was our second date and he wanted to introduce me to his friends, so we all went to this bar. We got there, we all took a sit and ordered beers and started talking, for some reason I started sweating and feeling like I was going to vomit, the only thought I had was "Chill, take a deep breath, swallow some saliva and everything will be ok". But no, you guys know the feeling before vomiting, so I stood up and went to the girls bathroom, but the bathroom was busy "Oh f*ck! Please, please get out, please get out or I'll vomit right here", that was all there was on my mind. I waited two minutes but the girl wouldn't come out and the boy I was dating started looking at me like "WTF is wrong with you". I sat down but I couldn't hold it anymore and I puke on the table and in front of everyone... OMG... he never called me again.... that date was priceless.

I was not even drunk! And I really liked that boy! hhehehe

This happened with my current bf... it was not really a date, because we were just friends at that point, but he invited to this party, and I really did not had anything to do that night so I went. I'll admit that I was trying to play "tough girl" by drinking too much whisky. Well the night evolved and we end up kissing and stuff. The other friends he was hanging out wanted to go to another bar, by then I was already tipsey. We went outside to wait for a taxi and I was wearing this high heels that are kinda rough when you are not that sober, I lost my balance and felt on a ditch... I broke my leg and the rest of the night we had to spend it at the hospital.

grl, he broke up with you ON your birthday? That's an alltime low. Did he at least get you a gift?

He paid for the dinner, and it was a really nice restaurant, so I guess that was supposed to be the gift...the dumping definitely cancelled out the yummy food though! Some guys are just clueless!
All of you guys are making me laugh with your stories! I'm so glad I never went on any blind dates and that my dating days are over now that I'm with my sweetie

Grl in the world - Me too! Im soo thankful I dont have to go with the whole dating process again, man those two stories or just some of my disasters... Im just goofy when it comes about dating.

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I was on a date with this guy he took me to a fancy restaurant with cycling shorts which are like speedos!He got looks from people I was so embarrassed!

oh honey31 that is so funny! talking about not having a clue!

Lol I know andaman he was so clueless!

All the bad dates are worth it at times like these when we share them because they can be really funn! But I hope I am NEVER back on the market, so I'd better start behaving myself.

Lol marci!

I went on a blind date with someone's nephew- I met this woman at a work conference and she was so nice I figured her nephew would be too. He called, sounded nice, and we made plans to go out. He picked me up with a literal harem of women. We went to a club where he ignored me all night while he freaked his lady group. I was so upset I left the club alone, which wasn't a good idea- 2 Russian guys in a car kept following and cat calling me. I was never so glad to get home!

And this was about... 8 years ago.

I once went on a date and the guy was rubber necking the whole night. Any woman that walked by at the restaurant he STARED at. I mean he would not stop looking until they disappeared from sight. He ate his dinner and then cleaned the plate with his fingers and tongue (I'm not joking he actually picked up the plate and licked it in the middle of a nice restaurant!). To top it all off, he would spit when he talked so when he was being really expressive my face was soaked. I was obviously wiping the spit off my face and he didn't say anything. He just kept spitting.

Then he insisted we go and have ice cream for dessert. He ordered an enormous cone and proceeded to spit cone and ice cream all over my face as he talked. I couldn't take it anymore so I made an excuse and left.

ewww smichael, he licked the plate??????????? I actually find that more offensive than ogling all the other women.

_ All these bad dates! You know there not funny at the time, but lol they sure are funny to hear about after!
Oh smicheal that it so gross!Poor Girl!__________________________________________________________

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smichael that is disgusting man..i would have left since dinner. I admired you for sticking around for ice cream. Yug!