Spring Break is here but count me out if hitting the waves means I'll hit the sight of this ever again. So you tell me: how many WTF?!-worthy happenings can be found in this pic? (And don't let the Borat inspired bathing suits [0] consume all your scrutiny, cuz there's a hunka-hunka, heck-of-a-lot going on at once here!)

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