It's not often that I read spam email, but when the header is "Want back your erection?" I have to investigate. How do I do that? Well, according to this blooper-filled spam email, all I have to do is "drink Viagra Professional," which "all doctors on (sic) all over the world recommend" before sexual contact. When it "comes into your organism, she helps your penis to get hard by relaxing the smooth muscle of the blood vessels." She? "Solve self!" Huh? I wish the link worked. It was only $4.11. (I wonder if these guys have anything to do with this...)

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