This satirical news story is probably closer to the truth than we'd like to think. Turns out that Domino's Pizza is really just one grand experiment to test the limits of what humans will eat. The findings? Short of garbage on a cardboard crust (and probably that, too!) — anything. They'll eat just anything. I must admit it. I, too, am a "cheese and sauce consuming beast." (Hangs head in shame.)
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How can she even say "the equivalent of 5 Americans were killed in Afghanistan today" with a straight face!
1um I def do not qualify under these results...
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typing that!
2Sesame Chicken Pizza? Hot Dog Pizza? Strawberry milkshake pizza?? Seriously, I feel
I am all about visual and I would never try these pizzas even if it were given to me! Sounds and looks incredibly gross!
I dunno, Sesame Chicken Pizza doesn't sound have bad...
3I know, I am a cheese and sauce consuming beast.
I never eat Dominos. Actually I don't like any pizza franchise. On the occasion I actually want pizza, I only have local NY pizza. Does one of those pizzas actually have pepto bismal on it?
4Good question, Francoise! If it did, that would be very thoughtful of it.
5One thing I found out, living in Finland is they eat things on pizza I never would have thought of (And in some cases, still refuse to try).. eggs, shrimp, bananas....
And yet some of the unusual toppings I had not had before have been awesome... smoked reindeer is really good, and I have that often with onions and jalapenos. Often pizzas here also come with a drizzle of sauce which is basically a spiced curry mayo...not sure how I feel about that one. Sometimes it works.
Mainly what I do like is the crusts are thin here, they are not huge slabs of food....but they do have a lot of flavour!
6Gawd!! wat a load of rubbish honestly!!
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