I've always wished that each person came with an instruction manual, like DearSugar for Dummies or Boyfriend #12 for Dummies. You know what I mean.
Let's pretend for today that each of us does indeed come with a set of instructions. Do tell, what are the first 3 directions listed in your table of contents?
Petite Mendigote
Heals
Promod
do not get too personal or ask too many questions, must call or text every so often, follow these instructions and she's alot of fun!
11. Beware, she wins at all costs.
22. Will argue for just the sake of arguing; to her it's a sport. Do not feel like you have to engage in this activity with her as she does not give up easily.
3. Do not give reason for her to hold a grudge, she'll never let it go, and probably never talk to you again.
wow, total honesty. humm, okay; don't ask her to do anything before noon. when you ask try and have her think it's her idea. when she says she'll do it she will HER WAY and input or suggestions are dangerous to your health.
31. be very cautious about details b/c she is very sensitive
42. do not give her orders
3. rub her feet and head every evening
1. Be nice to her pets, they are her children!
52.Don't back out of plans with her or she'll be very dissapointed.
3.Give her lots of hugs (and chocolate).
1) Call and ask "how are you", do little things to show me you appreciate me
62) Keep up with current events and politics-American Idol Does not count
3) Love my friends and family-they're the most important!
1. Food makes her happy
72. She may forgive, but she will never forget
3. Take good care of her
(for a romantic partner)
-Accept her dependency on you. You are the supposed to be the protector. The dominant one, the strong one. So act like it.
-Accept her being a smoker. Oh, and like it. [smirk]
-Respect her religious/moral/political beliefs, without necessarily having to agree with them.
(for a friend)
-Don't act pretentious.
8-Don't speak endlessly about shallow garbage.
-Don't act as my competitor.
1. Be nice to my car. Don't drive crazy, and don't use it as a garbage can.
2. Don't clutter every available surface in the house with your stuff.
3. Don't push my buttons. I'll leave.
91. Never wake me up - even if its 5pm, the kids are all hungry, and I'm late for work.
102. Pick up after yourself.
3. Arguing is a sport which I engage in readily and frequently, you don't have to play, but don't attempt to prevent me from playing.
1. Be a loyal and true friend. No backstabbing accepted.
112. Laugh and be silly with me. It's fun!
3. Chocolate required on a daily basis.
1) be sensitive, she gets hurt easily
2) give lots of hugs
3) Don't ask if "you're sure" after she's already said she's fine
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121)Handle with care
132)Give stimulation frequently
3)Then leave the hell alone!
1.) Feed me and I'll be yours forever
142.) If I'm sick, don't look at me, don't talk to me, don't touch me. Just ignore me.
3.) Feed me again.
1. I am ALWAYS right. Say yes to whatever i want and you will be happy.
152. Look at me like i'm the only girl in the world for you and i'll be yours forever.
3. Respect and love my family because they are a part of me.
btw, my boyfriend already does #2 & 3 but i'm still working on #1! sigh...i'm slowly resigning myself to the fact that this will probably never happen...
161. don't judge me
172. be there for me- through good times and bad
3. you sometimes have to be the one to call me first
1. Don't ever talk to me in the morning- esp. before breakfast. Don't even let me see you. Hell really is other people at breakfast.
182. Stand up to me- I will respect you more. And be warned, I fight very, very dirty, if I start crying during an argument, it's usually just to make you feel badly.
3. I need you to be easygoing; I'm a super intense control freak and I will need you to calm me down.
warning: likes things put away and neat. borderline obsessive compulsive!
191) Do NOT attempt to control... I'm a redhead... enough said.
202) Do not be possessive or insecure (I will leave you... I can't stand that)
3) Be openminded and willing to try or do anything
hey everyone! im always on this site so i thought id finally join. first post! so if i came with instructions...
211. when i do something stupid, i pretend it never happened. you should too.
2. i wear what i want to wear. k?
3. i love nothing more in this world than my two best friends. if u dont like them, you'll never hang with me.
1- feed me
222- i need my sleep
3- love me
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