Holy crap. The icicles that guard my frozen heart are melting into a piddling puddle as I watch this video. This adorable man croons "Goodnight, Sweetheart" to a bunch of whining puppies who, as if by magic, slowly get into snuggle position and fall asleep. Dude, this may straight up kill you if you don't chase it with a little bit of cynicism. As it says on the side of the Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Soap [1] bottle — "Dilute! Dilute!"