Or let somebody know if you find a giant dump in a urinal?
That's right, Bennet Brauer here with another commentary. Didn't think the suits would have me back perhaps. Thought they'd have my derriere replaced by one of them store mannequins, well
maybe I'm not "the norm". I'm not "camera friendly", I don't "wear clothes that fit me", I'm not a "heart breaker", I haven't had "sex with a woman", I don't know "how that works", I don't
"fall in line", I'm not "hygienic", I don't "wipe properly", I lack "style", I don't have "self-esteem", I have no "charisma", I don't "own a toothbrush", I don't "let my scabs heal", I can't
"reach all the parts of my body", when I sleep I "sweat profusely". But I guess the powers that be will keep signing my pay check until Jack and Jane K. Viewer start to go for the remote so
they can get back to commentators who don't "frighten children", who don't "eat their own dandruff", who don't "pop their whiteheads with a compass they used in high school". Thank you,
Kevin.
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I don't know either, at least when it's used for immediately. Does that mean that they really mean in about an hour?
1F! I give that guy an F!
2I "immediately" have a "problem" when I read this!!
3or, you could just crap in the sink and take your time telling anyone about it lol
4Or let somebody know if you find a giant dump in a urinal?
That's right, Bennet Brauer here with another commentary. Didn't think the suits would have me back perhaps. Thought they'd have my derriere replaced by one of them store mannequins, well maybe I'm not "the norm". I'm not "camera friendly", I don't "wear clothes that fit me", I'm not a "heart breaker", I haven't had "sex with a woman", I don't know "how that works", I don't "fall in line", I'm not "hygienic", I don't "wipe properly", I lack "style", I don't have "self-esteem", I have no "charisma", I don't "own a toothbrush", I don't "let my scabs heal", I can't "reach all the parts of my body", when I sleep I "sweat profusely". But I guess the powers that be will keep signing my pay check until Jack and Jane K. Viewer start to go for the remote so they can get back to commentators who don't "frighten children", who don't "eat their own dandruff", who don't "pop their whiteheads with a compass they used in high school". Thank you, Kevin.
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5LOL colormesticky~!~
6i don't know.
7Lol wat a Numbskull!
8hahaha wow.
9lmao this is really funny
10It's a theoretical toilet. Can't you tell?
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