Huh. I'm voting for Obama, but I think I'd rather grill with McCain (though that's a close one). McCain seems like he'd be hilarious company.

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I'm with you Jude. I'm voting for Obama, but would rather barbecue with McCain. He seems like he'd be more relaxed. But I'd really like to Barbecue with the Clintons. THAT would be fun!

You know what, though--Obama's skinnier, so you can probably get him drunker faster

LOL that's true Jude!!! Although he isn't my type really . I like big beefy manly men that look like lumberjacks but own a wine shop, read shakespeare,build their own furniture, and cook better than me. Hmmmm...I wonder why I'm single?

Well Hillary Clinton DOES do shots... so ya know... thats gotta factor in somewhere!

I get the feeling she might be a scary drunk, though!

harmonyfrance!

Well, whichever politician grills with me had just better not be too prissy to dig into some big, meaty, messy ribs and put a good dent in a fifth of whiskey

Ugh, by the way...how is it still not the weekend?!

The McCain's seem too much like my family: he'd grouse about the grill and the food, she'd grouse about him. I'd go with the Obamas.
Barack would complain about the grill not getting hot fast enough, Michelle would rub two sticks together and get it going in seconds, then get everyone into a drunken game of Twister while they wait to eat.

Well at the Clintons we'd do shots of whiskey, play beer pong, and listen to some really great drinking songs like JIMMY BUFFET.

You're hilarious, stephley!

Maybe a party with all of them attending would be in order

I wonder which couple would get into a drunken argument first?

HF, they probably would be lots of fun but I probably would tick Hillary off somehow - she's a lot like my older sister.

LOL! Ahhhhhh that makes a lot of sense to me Steph.

I would rather bbq Obama because his flesh seems more tender. McCain seems like he would be gamier; chewier.

Looks as if Sen. BHObama will name Elizabeth Edwards as Secretary of Health and Human Services since he likes her health plan better than Sen. HRClinton's.

Zimbabwe needs to tighten up fiscally because no one is strong enough to carry enough money to buy a CocaCola -- 15 BILLION dollars for a Coke?

You definitely need to listen up and read about what's happening in China as regards to Muslims in their schools. Coming to a school in the USofA sooner than you think. Like within the year if Sen. BHObama becomes POTUS.

Sen Barack Hussein Obama doesn't really drink alcohol, does he? He takes a sip so that the photographers can have their shots, but as I recall, he's not big on beer or any of the harder stuff. Someone needs to check on what's in his kitchen cabinets, freezer and refrigerator because I can't see him, in his starched white shirt, sleeves rolled up, and suit pants barbecuing ANYthing. Now, Sen. John Sidney McCain would probably sit around backwards in a straight chair and share about his old Navy days and what Viet Nam prisons were really like. Who cares about BBQ when you have a hero to listen to? Not me, anyway. (The only time I could get my brother to talk about Viet Nam was when he was drunk. Now he's in AA so it's impossible to bring up the subject.)

Jesus Christ, you can't make this crap up! Thank you, Auntie C.

It's like being on an acid trip! I love it!

Awesome, Auntie C... I think I'm in

Sometimes I think Auntie C is like Colbert, talented and always in character - no way this stuff can be for real.

I would be worried that McCain would tell long, boring stories. But I admit that's likely ageist of me.

Can't I just have both at my bbq. They both have qualities that would work well for a gathering.

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