This eBay business is out of control. Earlier this week, we encountered a nutjob who's auctioning off herself and her home [1] on eBay. Along the same lines, the dumbass below just auctioned off his "life" — his car, home, furnishings, job, and friends — for a mere $384,000. He was hoping to get at least a $100,000 more, but without a side of nachos thrown into the deal, I'm afraid he got what he was worth.