The events reported in the police report section of the newspaper are sometimes so outlandish, you'd think they were pulled straight out of a Seinfeld episode. Take the sitch described above, for example. Parents were up in arms about the creepy perv watching their kiddies' every move from a window all day every day — only to discover that their "perv" was a cardboard cutout of the Terminator. What part of "I'll be back" did they not understand? For more funny news clippings, click here.
I am not a pervert!!
Am I the only one concerned about the kitten in the item under the one about the Learning Center? That can't be good.
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