When it comes to sex, I prefer getting busy in a bed. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for experimenting with sex in new places, but logistically speaking, it just doesn't work as well. Bathroom floors are too hard and cold, the shower is far better in theory, and crawling bugs and scratchy grass while frolicking in a field, quite frankly, are a huge turnoff.
Ladies, I'm wondering, of all the times you've ever gotten intimate, where's the worst place you've done the deed?
No Romeo
I've gotta say the ocean! Although its one of those that sounds good, salt water is just not friendly to lady stuff!!
1The worst place that I have done it is in a really filthy room.
2Very filthy!!
ocean and the shower...I was holding myself up because we were in a dorm's shower and there were walls around us and I couldn't stop laughing because I was bouncing around so much, needless to say I killed the mood. lol
3A diving board! He put a towel down to try to make it softer, but apparently the towel didn't stay in place b/c I ended up with HUGE cuts and bruises all over my body.
4Apartment laundry room.
5The ocean... I was sore for days. Not to mention that the waves aren't exactly good for breathing.
6on the sand at Miami Beach;;HORRIBLE...........................
7in the woods while it was raining realllllly hard..i like the rain so in thoery it would have been nice but I wear contacts so I was like blind and muddy
8in the back of his car....it was too small...and sex is supposed to make headaches go away, but that gave me a headache because my head was pressed against the door.
9I can't think of a worst place. But we are all smiles when someone leans against our kitchen counter
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10Ugh in college,I thought I was cool dating a guy in the best fraternity on campus. Fraternity houses are disgusting and there's no privacy at all. if you like the whole idea of getting caught then it might be for you...definately not for me.
11the concrete stairs outside a building, before getting stopped by the police, scraped knees and buns!
12Both the worst and the best place... was on the flight line when I was in the Navy. *sigh* So uncomfortable, but so very sexy...
13In the car... while he was driving. probably the most dangerous thing... but it sure was fun and a nice memory we have
14My parents-in-laws home. It was HIS idea! I was so embarrassed the whole time.
15The back of my unlocked car at a concert. Always lock the doors, unless you want your friends jumping in the front seat to smoke some weed while you were trying to get busy.
16A picnic bench. I got a splinter in my butt. No fun.
Second place would go to the beach. Lots of sand. Need I say more?
17Scratchy carpet... guess I'm pretty lucky!
18I got you all beat... In a public restroom at a campground, which is basically a large port-o-potty. Yep.
19Scratchy carpet....and in a lake.....
20backseat of my car. not cause it was small, it's actually a really big, roomy backseat haha, it was just weird.
21The passenger side seat of a pickup truck with a console between the two seats. No way to stretch out, he had to stand outside the open passenger side door! Luckily noone decided to drive by until after we had finished, but the first one just happened to be a cop. It was a rush though.
22bottom bunk of a bunk-bed!
23haha yea definitely passenger side seat of a car- its just not very comfortable at all- def has to be a mega quickie lol
24LOL, it was in a field of daisies
on a hot summer night. We got caught up in the moment,
only to be be bombarded with mosquitoes and bugs. Next day, we had to deal with our bug bites and rashes. 
25Every place I've had sex has been wonderful.... Massage table at a spa... drivers side front seat in a parking garage... but the worse would be a dorm room bed! Those twin extra long bed are not made for loving a bigger man... I was so clumsy... I kept hitting myself on the wall. Oh and I was trying to get off of him and not fall off the bed and sat on his balls... Needless to say that would be a low point for him! haha
26on the floor behind the professor's lectern. had a rug burn on the lower part of my back for days.
27the refrigerator room of a restaurant i used to work in
dont worry, we kept it sanitary.
it was so cold! and i felt so dirty afterwards
28A gross toll booth bathroom with an *sshole guy which makes it even worse.
29I would have to say at dawn on the dock at a lake. It was summer in Minnesota. Needless to say the mosquitoes had fun too....
30I'm saying the backseat of the car. I t was too small and I kept bumping my head.
31Our dining room table. It just felt really weird.
32The back of a mail truck. (I was dating a mailman at the time...) It was on his lunch break and during the summer, so it was extremely hot (the backs of those things do not have A/C) and quick and cramped. He did look cute in his little uniform but man, it was not that fun of a time that day. I think that could be a federal offense, so don't report me!
I also did it in the library group study rooms in college. I had brush burns all over my body for a week from the scratchy carpet.
33In the underneath part of a motor boat. It sounded like a good idea, since there's a little bed down there, but it was so frickin humid and stuffy down there, and the waves kept crashing into the boat, knocking us over. Opposite of a good time.
34Cars suck, the beach doesn't live up to the romance of it, but the worst was a snowbank. It was a quickie for sure!
35Bent over the toilet in the bathroom of a crowded bar = / While it wasn't exactly clean or comfortable it was definitely fun!
36everyone posts on here, I had rug burn for days, if something is hurting you while you are getting busy, wouldn't you tell your guy to stop? at least I would...seems like common sense!
37everyone posts on here, I had rug burn for days, if something is hurting you while you are getting busy, wouldn't you tell your guy to stop? at least I would...seems like common sense!
38on the floor of his office (he worked at the math dept. of the school we were attending), on one of those plastic mats you put underneath the chair. it was super uncomfy, hurt my back and we were afraid someone (i.e. grad students) might walk in on us.
39The back seat of a tiny car, I was banging my head off the door every 10 seconds.
40I just have to agree that cars and showers don't really live up to the hype. And I have gotten rug burn from a yucky carpet before too. Oh and pools are yucky too. I hate when you think its going to be so fun and sexy and then its just painful and awkward...(This post should have been up ages ago to warn people! lol!
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41Backseat of my boyfriend's RX8...I had bruises for days!
42And in any type of water...the water gets pushed up inside you and it's less than pleasurable!
43Back room of a store I was working in. It was dusty, dirty I was nervous my boss was going to come back at any minute, and worst of all I forgot to lock the door after we closed so a little old lady walked in and I had to pull my pants back on and go out and tell her we were closed.
44I had a boyfriend who always wanted to have sex in his car, I hated it. I had sex in a wardrobe once, it was kind of funny, lots of clothes and coat hangers everywhere.
45FOr me it would have to be the car... really weird but nice.. and as for zawackirz.. i've never had a rug burn but i think probably you dont realize it until after the fun is over..? probably..?
46The shower is pretty lame because I'm kinda short so the logistics don't work. Plus the cold wall behind is a nasty shock!
The top of the stairs (lying down) because he thought he would be hot and it WASN'T. Urgh. Years ago that was though.
I had sex in a hotel jacuzzi once and that is merely for the novelty value I think because we were terrified somebody was going to walk in! He tried to convince me to do it in the sauna but no way! I can barely stand in one of those, nevermind get it on.
47Worst places... hmmm
Sauna - Baaaaaad idea. Didnt last long before we felt faint
Hot Springs hot tub - just a bad idea all together! Dirty water, too much alchohol and just unsafe!
Stairs of a portable classroom at my highschool during HIS girlfriend's graduation ceremony - whatever, he was hot and she was a b*tch.
Park bench - Fun to begin with, not so much when a bunch of people showed up mid-coitus
Ex-boyfriend's Bedroom... with his roommate sleeping in the bed beside us.
Shower - I'm 5'1. 'nuff said.
Back of my jeep - didnt realize how freakin small those seats were
My parent's bed - just a bad and weird idea all together
48My closet... It is a walk-in kind of thing but still, that was uncomfortable
49I feel like a total tart saying this but everywhere I have tried in life so far was fun for some reason or another.
Even a night in college, on the fairway of a championship golf course when a lightning storm creates no bad memories of grass stains or windy chills.
Probably the worst for me would just be "the dullest" or the "most unintentionally painful". You know, like rug burns.
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