Three dudes, three judges (including a spot-on Sharon Osbourne by Amy Poehler) — one douchebag award. Who will win? Well, if I were judging, I would give it to Chris. As much as Jake is a 9 on the douche-o-meter, Chris is a major 10. How could he not be? For his talent, he "played ultimate frisbee while riding on a Segway while singing the music of Jamiroquai." Hands down winner! If I were teaching "The Semiotics of Douchebaggery" in graduate school, this video would be on the syllabus.
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That was hilarious but Seth Rogan's character is definitely someone I have run into before...very sad....and Chris looks like a woman dressing as a man, in nicer terms!
1wow, the Gene is pretty spot on too. Jeez. Love it. I'm from Jersey and have definitely met a few Jakes.
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