There may be a whole lotta white underpants, fruity ornaments, and groin action up in here, but don't be deceived. This is not an ad for Fruit of the Loom; it's a commercial for Altoids. Tell me, how is some sick sexual fetish supposed to make me want to grab for a breath mint? But these are sour mints, which I guess pair well with the sour look of disgust on my face right now. So there you have it.