Back in the day, the Chuck E. Cheese restaurant chain took itself seriously. Way seriously. The employees playing the Big Cheese were given exact instructions on how to walk, wave, dress, embrace a child, read people's minds, attend to their needs, and ultimately, win them over. In short, Chuck E. had to be a perfect politician. Which was great and all, but let's cut to the chase: How did Chuck E. plan to address rising pizza prices and the growing arcade game deficit? Mmmkay.



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