American Apparel is a glorified T-shirt shop that's made a name for itself by providing the highest quality advertising amateur porn around. While this is no secret, what goes on behind the scenes of AA's operation is anyone's guess. Where does Dov Charney, CEO and Raunchmaster Extraordinaire, find his hungover, semiconscious "models" anyway? And what's with all the spandex? And if the fulfillment of the "American Dream" boils down to sex and T-shirts, then — why am I not surprised? (For more, check out American Apparel's Next Top Model [1].)