The biennial World Beard and Mustache Championships are taking place in Anchorage, Alaska next year. Here are a couple of the American contenders. Not all women hate beards, but these two would try the patience of even the most open-minded of women! On the left, we have former pizza delivery professional Great Burke Kenny, who is pursuing his studies at Evergreen College in Olympia, Washington. On the right, meet Jack Passion, "artist, musician, and beardsman." (He is 23-years-old, if you can believe it!) Who would you lock lips with at the risk of irritating your skin if you had to...
ummm...weeeellll...at least the beard could be used as a blindfold, so i couldn't
see...((((shudders))))
Ah -- I'm having a whole lotta trouble coming up with a reason for the "have to lock lips" with either of these guys. I'll just stand back and watch as you do your choosing. It's like Sadie Hawkin's Day. Go for it.
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