I knew that headline would get your attention. Garry Kasparov, the legendary Russian chess player, has become an outspoken critic of President Vladimir Putin [1]. What does this have to do with anything? Well, the following video shows a press conference he's having. The seriousness of the proceeding is interrupted . . . by a flying dildo. (You didn't think I was leading you on, did you?) His body guard or PR dude is not amused. (Man, that was a perfectly good sex toy you destroyed! Sheesh. Some people pay good money for that stuff.)