I hated chemistry back in the day. Protons? Neutrons? Electrons? Atoms? The only atom Adam I ever concerned myself with was tall, dark, and precociously scruffy. Someone picked up on these hormonal high-school obsessions and put the chemistry back in chemistry. Who knew an atom was one big orgy fun zone? And when hydrogen is around, carbon is a bona-fide sex god? Or that water hates potassium — for really immature, undisclosed reasons. (An unrequited crush maybe?)
Xenon is fat and by herself. Brilliant.
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OMG!! I LOVE THIS!
I do an activity every year where students
study ionic bonding and they have to wear name tags of elements like the video. They then have to go "bond" ionicly with someone in the room and write down the formula. It's hilarious to hear
them say suggestively "Hey - will you bond with me?"
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