I love the expression, "You buy your ticket, you take your ride." In this case "buying your ticket" involves crawling under a horse's behind, and "taking your ride" means having it sh*t on your head. Or, as the eloquent person who posted this on YouTube put it, "Horse takes a dump on stupid ladys head." What more is there to say, really?
OMG! 
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Oh. My. God.
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