Where has the book No Regrets: The Best, Worst, & Most #$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever been my whole life?! Bad tattoos, good tattoos, I want them all! I'm seriously getting this book, and it has a forward by David Cross? The David Cross? Check out the gallery below for some of the doozies featured in the book. (For the record, that bong-smoking dolphin with the tribal tattoo sitting in a tattered recliner is my favorite tattoo of all time.)
Vicenza
Meltin Pot
Theory
OMG. Is that dolphin eating a hot pocket too?
1Ok, how did they get that picture of my unicorn tattoo!?
2Oh, my God, the pegasus mounting the unicorn.
3Radarkitty: I hope so. I really, really hope so.
4
I like how he put it right next to his owl tattoo too. Priceless.
5OMFG!
6I'm assuming the person who got the dolphin tattoo was probably using the other object in the dolphin's hand (not the hot pocket) before getting that tattoo and I'm assuming we can guess what he had the munchies for.
7This book is brilliant. I'm so going to Barnes and Noble this weekend.
8I wonder what all those people were smoking.
9That is a lighter - right? Would have been funnier as a hot pocket
10Those are AWFUL. Just.... just, no.
11the dolphin loks depressed
12To be fair I used to work with the guy who has the dolphin tattoo and it totally matches his personality. he's pretty awesome but yeah, total stoner.
13The dolphin IS depressed, clearly. He has blown all his dolphin money on hot pockets and hash.
....I mean look at the state of his armchair, torn and ripped...
The guy is probably cool, but maybe he could meet someone else willing to tattoo a dolphin upholsterer and fix up that nasty tear!
(and cook him a nice pie.)
14its not a hot pocket its a lighter.
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