The open secret's out! The Golden Girls [1] was really the original Sex and the City. [2] Here, Miranda's voice issues forth from Sophia's mouth, and the other ladies weigh in on a, uh, non-vanilla sex act her boyfriend performed on her. (I wonder what Bea Arthur thinks about all this? But, then again, I always wonder what Bea Arthur thinks about anything. Incidentally. . . It's Bea Arthur's birthday today! Happy Birthday, Beatrice!)